Taking a short break from counting the spiderwebs in my bedroom, I dragged myself to the window on the second floor, parted the heavy velvet curtains ... and screamed out in sheer terror:
»Noooooooooo!!!«
, I howled in despair.
»It can't be!!!«
Because what I saw was
this
:
I shook my fist at the Heavens above.
»How dare you, false Gods! Fear the Wrath of my Fabulousness. The Power of the ONE
TRUE
Goddess of Goth!!!«
I went straight to the kitchen, grabbed a bar of chocolate (with nuts!), called the
Forces of Darkness
(left a message on their answering-machine) ... - and, voilà:
Only moments later, the world was shaken by the sound of...