SOPOR_blog
Date
23rd March 2012
FruehlingsOpfer
finished_eggs
YellowTool
So use a tool like
this
one to fish them out. (No, it doesn't have to be yellow).
Bunny
WaterOverEggs
1950s_torture_device
colourful
Colour
timeofdeath
(and all things related)
NothingFound
Looking4Egg
decoded
coded_eggs
FreshEggs
Dyeing Easter-eggs
(oder schlicht
"Eierfärben"
, wie der gemeine, deutsche Sittenstrolch sagen würde) is a
completely pointless
and
boring
activity. Especially, if you don't eat them. But maybe even more so, if you actually
do
.
 
 
In any case,
the first thing you need
is:
According to the information on the packaging, there is a method to this madness.
Shopping is never a pleasant experience, so I sent somebody else to go and get them for me. He didn't mind (too much).
Semi-intrigued by all this, I went
online
(dt.:
'auf den Strich gehen'
) to find out where EXACTLY these eggs were coming from. Perhaps even discover a picturesque photo of the "happy" chicken-home.
 
After an extensive 10-second research, I came upon
this site
... where you can enter your egg-code and learn
ALL
about its origin. Hmm ... 'interesting', I thought ... and filled-in the code:
I hit the search-button, and:
NO RESULT
.
Obviously, this is all a load of horse-shit. German supermarkets and discounters probably get their eggs from Poland (where no-one ever controls anything).
 
But enough of that and back to the topic of the hour:
DY(e)ING
...
Apart from eggs, you also need
colour
.
 
There are about a million different brands available, so you may choose whatever suits you best.
However
...
Then...
Now, the following piece of information may be considered a
public service announcement
for our AMERICAN readers:
 

»

Attention, attention !!!«


(Yes, you always have to say these things
twice.)

Boiling water is HOT !!!


(And so are the eggs swimming in it. Yes, they're hot too.
It's a miracle, I know.)
The rest of the procedure is fairly easy: Just drop your eggs into the colour ... wait half an hour ... drink a cup of tea ... sacrifice a goat ... and ...
Now give them to someone, who clearly doesn't want them.
Did you
download

SOPOR AETERNUS’
fabulous music(k)
without buying it,
but now you desperately
want to
support
your
beloved Goddess?!
 
Well, just click on the »
donate
« button
and make a donation.
 
 
(I'm grateful for every shred
of honesty & kindness.)