![]() 29th December 2010 ![]() Last year, after I had almost frozen off my ears on one of my nightly walks across the windswept fields ... I bought for myself this fabulous, fluffy pair of black ear-muffs ... - and I swear: they make me look just like PRINCESS LEIA !!! (Or, rather, her much younger and virginal sister!) Unfortunately, no-one but me seemed to have recognised the striking resemblance so far (which is a tad disappointing, really). -- Bitches! I could, of course, always squeeze myself into one of those attrociously designed, white 70's turtle-neck dresses ... just to give the whole image a bit of a boost (*hey hey*), but I suppose that would definitely mean taking things a step too far. + + + + + I have always wondered, however: if I walked up & down the streets dressed as a giant black dildo ... while humming the "Imperial March" ... - do you think anyone would get the DARTH VADER joke? -- Hmm, no ... probably not. ![]() ![]() 15th February 2011 EDIT: Well, whoever said that Facebook is entirely useless (OK, I did ... and still do), however, thanks to this network (and the work of Martin Herrera) the world can finally behold the truth: ![]() ![]() close ![]() Did youdownload
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